Two-faced kitten

sent from the twisted awareness of the Friendly Stranger

Yikes. This line bothers me the most:

It has two mouths that meow in unison, two noses and four eyes that have not opened yet...

Um, acutally not that one but:

Dr. Shane Bateman with The Ohio State University Veterinary Hospital said a two-faced kitten is extremely rare and there's no real explanation as to why it would have happened.

Dude, it's the roll of the genetic dice, slightly loaded thanks to all the fucked-up shit we put into the world.